The FLY-SWATTER Show

First day of school where Jeff is the new Global Studies teacher. Chris (as the principal) welcomes him in, and wishes him well. The two chat about Jeff's previous teaching experience (Home Economics) and also discuss the possibility of Jeff coaching JV girls soccer. Suddenly, Jeff recognizes Chris from a summer math camp he worked at years ago. But Chris has most definitely changed...his previous race and accent are gone now. When he was a child, he was Indian.

Little "D-d-d-Digit" collects two fly-swatters and a spatula on a small table on the talent show stage. He then centers a large bowl of honey on the table, and lifts a magical flute to his lips: he's going to charm the mosquitoes! But the crowd grows restless. Jeff intervenes. Digit needs to find a different native talent to impress his new American friends. Perhaps he should study medicine. That is a skill that can truly help mankind.

Robert Craig (Chris) steps into the examination room with Dr. Bennett (Jeff) to go over some disappointing test results. Dr. Bennett tells him that Dr. Carter (who Robert apparently likes to yuk it up a bit with) is not able to meet today. Dr. Bennett is gravely concerned. The test results are not good. Something is wrong with Robert: he's craving barbecue and sex...and he has a tightness in his shoulders that is troubling. Robert is a hip-hop record producer, so maybe his scheduled Kansas vacation will provide the requisite R&R Dr. Bennett has prescribed.

A local farmer leads a group of tourists into yet another area of the Wichita, Kansas-based Museum of Hip-Hop. This room is an exact reproduction of the studio where Tone-Loc recorded his multi-platinum album Loc-ed After Dark in 1989. Mrs. Rosewater (Jeff) is asked to have a seat in the producer's chair, or "hot seat." Mrs. Rosewater soon learns that making great records (like "Wild Thing" and "Funky Cold Medina") is no small task.

The "Pimp My Kitchen" design director (Chris) is extremely upset with his design team. He demands that Jeff explain what he has done to Geraldo Rivera's Airstream trailer. "Pink! He wanted all pink." But the refrigerator is pimped out with brown and gray animal pelts. The range has two turntables next to the heating elements. And the garbage compactor looks like some sort of pink sea urchin. Jeff has to fix this mess...or he will surely be fired.