The WAGON WHEEL Show

Chris is scouting for props at a local flea market. Seems he's head of the art department of a British film production company...in town to make an action-adventure pic. Jeff (as George Bigby) has several odds and ends for sale, but it is his rusty old Radio Flyer wagon (with a busted rear wheel) that captures Chris' imagination. As he negotiates to buy the wagon, Jeff recognizes him. Chris was a camper at a kids, British accent summer camp years ago.

When he was young, Chris had attended a camp for children with severe British accents. That year he declared his undying love and devotion—in front of the entire camp—to a lovely young girl. But this very public declaration frightened her away from him. Jeff (as a crusty old counselor) tries to console Chris, but he simply won't hear of it. That damnable Ronald! Another kid put him up to it, apparently. And Chris is furious.

At Dr, Bennett's (Jeff) office to see the results of a recent test, Chris (as a minor league ball player) is dismayed to learn that his season is effectively over. You see, when Dr. Bennett hypnotized Chris using the suggestive power of the "wagon wheel of consciousness," he learned many disturbing things. Playing baseball is clearly putting Chris is grave danger of being over-stimulated. Bennett suggest that he take a vacation.

The head of security at Medieval Times (Chris) is conducting a thorough investigation of Evelyn Rosewater's (Jeff) recent unpleasantness at the tournament and dinner show. Apparently a pageant wagon overturned and sent one of its massive wheels spinning into the audience...dragging a damsel by the wig along with it. Mrs. Rosewater sustained only slight injuries due to a flying chicken leg and wing. So willingly signs a waiver releasing the show from any potential damages.

Jeff has a stacking problem. And his boss (Chris) is ready to fire him. After just three hours of work! Jeff has been stacking the wagon wheels vertically, which makes for a pretty precarious working environment. Chris explains that the wheels should be lined up horizontally along the floor.